Becoming a Blogger

Now that I have a blog, I am now a full time member of society, whether I like it or not. I realized that I need to have to follow a lifelong code of the blogosphere. I think every blogger needs to know what these words mean:

1. Blog n. Short for weblog.

2. Blogging v. The act of posting on a blog.

3. Blogger n. The one who is blogging.

4. Blogosphere n. The land of bloggers, blogging, and blogs.

Also, people should know these facts on the English language, as most people that blog use Enlglish:

Angry and Hungry are the only two words in the english dictionary that end in -gry.

The highest amount of points you can earn in one move in scrabble is sesquioxidizing along the edge on 3 triple word scores earning you 1,674 points. I have actually only used this word in scrabble twice.

Orange rhymes with sporange, a type plant. Proof.

Here are some words that don't rhyme. For real.

Pork
Film
Kiln
Wolf

I think I will write a poem using these words just because I can.

I once met a pork who was a big orc
we went to a film and he made a great scrilm.
so I put him into the kiln which wound out to biln
him into a wolf and exploded that chulf

-Thad